i will cut her

tonight i went to my first spin class at my gym. i have been to tons of spin classes before but just not here. i was one of the first in class so i was getting set up and just smiled and said hi to the teacher who looked me up and down and then said, “you know you have to sign up for this class.” well since i didnt i nicely asked her what the process was which i found out was nothing other than initialing for a certain bike at the front desk. she was all bitchy about it but i remained nice (kill em with kindness style). i then went downstairs and signed up.

when i got back, she acted super pissed. i guess she thought id be intimidated by her or maybe get lost on my way to “sign up” and never make it back. i got back on the bike and she came over to bitch about how i should bring different shoes. i told her that the shoes i had on are the most comfortable for the cages and that i have always liked them best for biking.

she said….

“well this is not like riding on the street and you come in here with all your little bike tattoos and think you know.”

she had no idea what was coming….

i dont even remember what i said really but it was something along the lines of..

“i have plenty of bike experience whether it be on the road or in a class and i know what works for me. you stick to what works for you. i have been nothing but nice since i walked in this door and you have been nothing but a cunt. i am guessing you are pissed because you have to look in the mirror everyday and wonder why spin class isnt changing the fact that you are fat and generally not fun to look at. wipe that “i just ate shit” look off your face, teach the fucking class, and do not mess with me. if you want to test my bike skills, id like to meet you between a cab and a UPS truck and see who makes it out. i bet it would be me….and id do it with my fucking asics on.”

and i ended with my favorite phrase…..”dark alley bitch, dark alley. i will cut you.”

i felt bad about it for a minute…… but that passed.

then i saw the manager on the way out and since i know him from going to the gym years ago, i told him what happened. he said she was on her last straw and apparently has something against white girls and especially of my style ( i guess thats tattooed.) i can honestly say that i do not feel bad if she gets fired. in this crapped out economy, that behavior is more unacceptable than ever.

at least it got my heart rate up to get pissed.